Rainy night in Georgia/Glasgow

There is something thrilling about song titles with American place names. This is my Stateside road trip, embarked on without leaving my chair:

24 hours from Tulsa

By the time I get to Phoenix

California girls

Chatanooga choo choo

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Galveston

Georgia on my mind

Hotel California

(Is this the way to) Amarillo

It never rains in Southern California

Let’s go to San Francisco (Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair)

Midnight train to Georgia

New York, New York

Rainy night in Georgia

What made Milwaukee famous

Witchita Linesman

Songs with Inverness (where I was born) and Edinburgh (where I live now) in the title, or even songs about those fair cities, are rare and not well-known – perhaps because the names are difficult to find rhymes for, unlike eg Aberdeen or Dundee.

There are plenty of songs about Scottish places though – from this website you can click through to the lyrics:

http://www.rampantscotland.com/songs/blsongs_index.htm

Or we could have an American/Scottish mash-up:

Is this the way to Edinburgh

What made Bruichladdich famous

New Deer, New Deer

Hotel California [the one near Grangemouth]

California girls [ditto]

Gairloch on my mind

Wishaw linesman

Let’s go to Fort William (be sure to pack your rainmate and your wellies)

Rainy night in – well, anywhere in Scotland this summer

It never rains in – hmm, no, that’s not going to work

What would your mash-up song title be?