I had my mobile phone
for seven years, one of those pebble ones in a pretty green colour. Of late, I
could see friends trying not to chortle when I used it. That should be on
the Antiques Road Show I heard them thinking.
But it wasn’t to save
myself from being chortled at that I decided it was time to say goodbye to the
green pebble. There were various reasons why it made more sense to have what I
thought of as a ‘flicky flicky’ phone. Plus I thought I’d like a phone with a
keyboard. On the pebble I was the slowest texter in the world. Predictive
texting was more hindrance than help although it did have its amusing moments.
Once, I went with
friends to Northern Ireland. I texted my family to say I was on a train to Bang
… Predictive texting decided I was en route to Bangalore. I was tempted to send
it. Back home they would be very surprised to hear that I was in India when they’d
waved me off thinking I was going to a party in Bangor.
In writing
contemporary fiction, modern communications can get in the way of a good story.
Your characters, as they would be in real life, will always be contactable
unless you explain – lost/stolen phone, forgot to pack/top up/charge – why
they’re not. The red phone box is even more antique than my green pebble.
Enid Blyton never had
this problem. The Famous Five could not have had adventures if they’d had to
report their whereabouts to Aunt Fanny every five minutes. Or if, using a
tracker app, Aunt F could see that they’d gone to Kirrin Island again when she’d
told them not to. (On the other hand, in a real emergency, they could have
texted her: Frgt gngr br pls brng + 10 jm trts.)
The heroines in the
books by one of my favourite authors, Mary Stewart (writing in the middle of
the last century), would not be in such thrilling danger if they were able to
phone/text/sat nav their way out of sticky situations.
In my People’s Friend serial The Family at Farrshore I got round the
issue by having signal problems. It’s set in the far north-west of Scotland so
this seemed plausible, but not a solution for every story.
Modern communication
methods cannot be ignored but I can write stories set before everyone had a mobile
or I can try to avoid situations where they need to be mentioned. Or, of
course, I can make use of them in a story just I do in real life.
I’m now the owner of a
flicky flicky, smart new/new smart phone and I’m trying to fathom all its
many functions. And I hope that very soon I’ll be much faster at texting than I was
the day I (almost) went to Bangalore.
